Tories decide kids no longer need free school meals now

The Conservative party has pledged to remove free school meals for all children in primary school because they’re all being so well fed at the local food banks.

Tory policy adviser Simon Williams, said, “Don’t worry, we’ve completely thought this through.

“We were sat around in Cabinet and brainstorming a few ideas about what to put in the manifesto when – and I’m very proud of this creativity – I myself suggested that we take away free school meals for all primary school children. newsthump.com